“MY NAME IS MARK TWAIN, FAMOUS AMERICAN AUTHOR. I’M HERE TO TELL YOU YHAT THIS GIRL IS MILDLY ATTRACTIVE AND WILL NOT STALK YOU AND/OR MURDER YOUR PETS.”
If a girl ever did this to me she could have me any way she wanted.
Omg, this is perfect.
(Source: winonaryderscrazyeyes)
If a girl, ever ever ever, gave me a powerpoint with this, I’d tell her yes in a heartbeat.
Oh…my…god! Literally crying with laughter!
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