(Source: weheartit.com)
“MY NAME IS MARK TWAIN, FAMOUS AMERICAN AUTHOR. I’M HERE TO TELL YOU YHAT THIS GIRL IS MILDLY ATTRACTIVE AND WILL NOT STALK YOU AND/OR MURDER YOUR PETS.”
If a girl ever did this to me she could have me any way she wanted.
Omg, this is perfect.
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I just need this on my tumblr.
I need this in my life.
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